Tommy does lots of stuff. Wait, that's weird. Tommy is writing this. Why use the third person? I do lots of stuff. For example, I play some music. I recently won a record deal on Decca Records, and you can see my official Decca website here. The videos I make for my songs sometimes get put on the front page of YouTube, like this one. I also write. As a writer, I've had work published in McSweeney's, Tin House, Wired, and The Huffington Post, along with some other places. I've also written five novels, one of which was repped by ICM for about ten minutes. Good ten minutes. What else? I sometimes write book reviews for PRI's "The World" and Salon. I used to be an actor. I just finished the first draft of a musical. I'm available for parties.